r/nottheonion 5h ago Wholesome

‘If your dog died, you need to bring him in and prove it to us’: Olive Garden parts ways with manager over time off rules

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wfla.com
17.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Qatar World Cup chief says ‘death is a part of life’ after reported worker death

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theguardian.com
3.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 21h ago

Cult 'prophet' Samuel Bateman was 'disgusted' over his child bride's bedwetting, the FBI says

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insider.com
20.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago All-Seeing Upvote

Officials grant California girl's request to keep unicorn

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apnews.com
134 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Qatar World Cup chief says ‘death is a part of life’ after reported worker death

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theguardian.com
98 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Legendary San Diego sword swallower hospitalized with slashed abdominal cavity, pierced liver

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wcvb.com
87 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 57m ago

Republican Looks to Lessen Prison Time for Drug Users Who Get Sterilized

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newsweek.com
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r/nottheonion 12h ago

Gun stockpile in hospital closet leads to $63K in fines from NJ health dept.

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arstechnica.com
191 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

The cutting edge solution to rising debt? Paying in cash

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npr.org
50 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Hawaii Island mayor: ‘Disrespectful’ spectators are throwing marshmallows at lava

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hawaiinewsnow.com
40 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Sailor’s conviction overturned due to judge’s suspended law license

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navytimes.com
34 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Notorious cartel hit man disappears from US prison system, leaving Mexico dumbfounded

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foxnews.com
72 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 22h ago

Christian groups beat up each other over which direction to face while praying, 35 churches closed in Kerala

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opindia.com
807 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

Quebec class action alleging Fortnite is addictive will go ahead, judge rules

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cbc.ca
45 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Thousands of viewers watch World Cup 2022 in Qatar on illegal streams, but in reality it is pixelated FIFA 23 games

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en.as.com
12.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Woman Beaten With Christmas Tree By Man Born On Christmas Eve, Pennsylvania State Police Say

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dailyvoice.com
22 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

'Shark Week' lacks diversity, overrepresents men named Mike, scientists say

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sentinelsource.com
17 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

In a Tallahassee case, the Florida Supreme Court will decide whether police are victims when they shoot someone in the line of duty

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news.wfsu.org
1.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Scientists Have Designed a ‘Vagina on a Chip’

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dnyuz.com
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r/nottheonion 8h ago

Meridian Public Schools aim to 'Stop the Bleed,' with emergency kits

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ourmidland.com
15 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Sony Responds To Microsoft, And Thinks The Nintendo Switch Could Never Run Call Of Duty

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gameluster.com
6 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

Tewkesbury Council votes in secret against plans to be more open

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bbc.co.uk
20 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Eugene police arrest man who reported stolen items he was not allowed to own

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kezi.com
6 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Amid outcry, San Francisco pauses on 'killer police robots'

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apnews.com
1.1k Upvotes